Wallingford

Some boring ass town right outside Philly. We don't really do much around here. And you're pretty much either a bad ass, a punk, or some crazy green-lovin tree hugger. Most of the girls are REALLY slutty and have sex in middle school, and the guys are all total pervs. Or, they are completely retarded when it comes to sexual things PRUDE, and they think they'll get somewhere in life if they "wait til their married"... uh huh... sureeee

"Hey wanna go hang out in Wallingford?"
"Hell no, it's boring and full of sluts and prudes!"
"True, but we can get banged EASY!"
"LET'S GO!"

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