Brodomy

Brodomy, verb:
anal sex between two bros. Whether homosexual, bored or otherwise, its just sodomy between two consider eachother - or themselves - bros.

Dude, it's not gay, cause we're just bros – it's brodomy!

Ooh, I guess you're right bro, pass the vaseline!

Brolapse

Brolapse, verb:
cease to be proper bros, time apart having incurred a decline from previously high standards of bro-hood; a temporary interval in bro-ness.

noun:
the result of one bro giving it to another bro – strictly no homo, or not, who cares – so good that he gets a retrograde colon; a non-fatal but irksome repercussion of brodomy.

"Man, it's been ages, we've totally brolapsed!"

"Its not gay between bros yo, just a harmless bit of brodomy – unless you brolapse, that's not cool."