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Trumpociraptor

A critically endangered vicious orange coloured reptilian

Trumpociraptor viciously fought for its nest in Capitol hill

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 27, 2022


Cuntmower

a trimmer to trim pubic hair

Suzan just bought a cuntmower

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020


Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


Muhammedasur

Muhammedasur (मुहम्मद + असुर = मुहम्मदासुर also known as मुहम्मद-पैगंबर) is a demon mentioned in मुहम्मद पुराण, an lesser known ancient puranic text, who sows seeds of hatred, hypocrisy, anger, confusion, intolerance, pedophilia, violence etc. etc. etc. in the minds of a third of the world's population during the reign of king Harshavardhana (हर्षवर्धन) of Vardhana (वर्धन) dynasty. He is described to be 'a demon' from 'the lands to the west' whose influence would last on the minds of people few millennia after king Harshavardhana's death. Chinese traveler Xuanzang, born in present day Henan travelled to Kannauj & quoted मुहम्मद पुराण & मुहम्मदासुर in his travel diaries & the terror it would later create in the minds of the descendents of Harshavardhana's subjects for many millennia to come.

Muhammedasur, you are not welcome here. Go back to where you came from.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 7, 2021


turdmare

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you

Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021


UFO

Unidentified Fucking Object, which means a designer dildo

Jessica saw a UFO in the middle of Roxanne's bedroom

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

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Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020