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Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021


Urdu

A language that originated in India from fusion of Hindi with Farsi & Arabic, just as modern English derives up to 25% vocabulary from French.

Currently spoken in India & Pakistan. A language of Love, Romance & Beauty. A language you want to learn if you want to be a Hindi writer or poet & be able to express emotions more beautifully. Hindi's cooler cousin. Urdu & Hindi are mutually intelligible. Falsely believed to be a language of Muslims. It's spoken & loved by Indian & Pakistani muslims & non-muslims alike. If you consider French one of the most beautiful European languages, Urdu can be considered one of the most beautiful Indian languages.

Roxanne: For language studies, I wonder if I should opt for Hindi or Urdu
Deepika: Urdu is obviously the better choice

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021

30πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Cuntylanak

A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.

My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.

Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 1, 2022


Cuntophone

a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.

Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020


Civet shit

Kopi luwak is a coffee that consists of partially digested coffee cherries, which were eaten and defecated by the Asian palm civet

Everyone in my office loves to sniff brewed civet shit. Roxane even has a pet civet who only gets to eat coffee berries while she brews his shit for breakfast, lunch & dinner.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020


Zhong Xina

Zhong Xina is a WWE entertainer & an actor

Zhong Xina apologized to the people of China because he hurt their feelings

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

149πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


turdkey baster

a turdshake squirted out of a turkey baster

There was a turdition of turdkey bastering on Holi. Some dimwits used to turdkey baster people on the streets during Holi.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž