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A lawless piece-of-shit land, whose men don't have enough balls to defend themselves.
Give a fuckghanistani a fish & you feed him for a day. Teach a fuckghanistani to fish & you starve him to death because that goddamn fuckghanistani simply denies to try feeding himself.
A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
William Mulholland is turning in his grave
Jeff Bezos's doppelgänger, a bozo
Sam: Hey I think I just saw Jeff Bezos in my shantytown. I wonder what he was doing there.
Harry: No you saw Jeff Bozos
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A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.
Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...
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Circumference of a turd
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
Sofia: Hey I am excited to travel to Paris
Roxanne: Yeah it's no more called Paris, it's Paristan
Similar to beatboxing, except that it's done with burps
There is a burpboxing battle going on, care to join?