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cuntamaran

A catamaran that will not behave properly because of many design flaws

Joe is selling his old beat-up cuntamaran. Would you like to buy it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 23, 2021


Modimwit

A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid

Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021


Cuntcop

a police officer in charge of dealing with cunty bitches being cunty in public / people displaying antisocial behaviour

Sam likes being a cuntcop

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


Buttwheat

If you swallow uncooked unsoaked buckwheat seeds with water, next day you poop out Buttwheat.

This is similar to Turdmillets

@ After 20 minutes of explaining @
Cashier: Mam, we don't have any Buttwheat in our store shelves. I don't know which health website you came across & what article you happened to read. I must ask you to leave.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021


Sobek

Sobek is a crocodile god of Nile in Egypt. He can haunt you too.

Caleb from Geneva, New York was haunted & then possessed by Sobek when he visited a museum to see a mummy who was an Egyptian priestess protected by Sobek in her afterlife. To know more, use base64 decoder to decode this aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj1zRS1BMlVfc1BhUQ==

by Jumbled McGobbledygook June 24, 2021


Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.

Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 14, 2021


Ashrafghanistan

Fall of democracy & rise of Sharia warlords

Ashraf Ghani escapes Afghanistan which gets pushed into dark ages by Tardliban as I type this

The world witnesses Ashrafghanistan as Tardliban comes to power

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 15, 2021