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a person whose cuntiness is off the charts
the cashier was such a cuntociraptor
When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
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A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.
Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!
A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.
Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want
A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.
Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.
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A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club
a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature
Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.
Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer