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Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021

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Cuntry Club

A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.

Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


turdmometer

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021


Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020


Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021

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Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 13, 2021


Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020