a break during a marathon sex session
They took a cunterval every 20 minutes
When someone burps on any surface & shines it with a piece of cloth. Derived from Boot polish.
Farty Sam is burp polishing his car windscreen & mirrors
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A cocksucking session characterized by jumbled, hard to understand mess. Usually happens under influence.
Ana & his 3 roommates had a session of gobbledycock. She was dazes & blew them all real good, but she doesn't know why!
This is any guy (or a girl) whose surname is patwardhan, except that s/he is crazy about butts.
Hey look at that Buttwardhan, smaking that badonkadonk & poking his boner in all inappropriate places
a playwright, poet, and actor who works in the porn industry
Bobby is a terrific cuntspeare
People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets