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A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.
Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.
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A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.
Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club
a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature
Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.
Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer
Another name for Kopi Luwak
I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee
The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.
Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet
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Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy
(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion
The explosion at deepwater horizon oil field, which holds the record for deepest offshore well drilled, the largest marine oil spill it created & the deep shit in which many marine & terrestrial organisms, the residents of many beach towns, employees of Transocean & BP & BP plc itself landed into.
Folks over at BP were exploring the horizons of how deep they can land in deepshit trying to save some money. The deepshit horizon oil rig exploded as a result of some shitjob that landed them & many more in deepshit!