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Cuntographer

A person whose profession is cuntography

Jose is a cuntographer for 'the cunty herald'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 11, 2020


Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021


Cuntry Club

A cuntry club is a privately owned club, often with a membership quota and admittance by invitation or sponsorship, that generally offers both a variety of recreational sports and facilities for dining and entertaining only to certified cunts.

Cuntisha is the oldest member of that Cuntry Club

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


turdmometer

a device used to poke turd to measure it's temperature

Turdologists have turdmometers in their kits.

Jimmy was poking his pile of humanure compost with a turdmometer

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 24, 2021


Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020


Turdros Adhanom

The piece of shit who has served since 2017 as Director-General of the World Health Organization.

Turdros Adhanom is China's puppet

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 13, 2021


Mormondy

Any mormon soldier who participated in the invasion of Normandy

(Pointing at family pictures) This is my grandpa from Mormondy invasion

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 13, 2021