a break during a marathon sex session
They took a cunterval every 20 minutes
Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.
I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.
the global health crisis of 2020
Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
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An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius
confucKius was ladies' favourite
A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times
I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge
The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money
In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass
Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population
Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor