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Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


turdorism

Dropping turds in all the wrong places, such that it terrorizes average civilians. Such appalling acts may scar many for life.

I see acts of turdorism on the streets of San Fagcisco & millions of dollars being spent to fight it & use of weapons like hoses.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021


Xindemic

the global health crisis of 2020

Xi Cuntpig ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

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confucKius

An ancient sex guru & a conman, believed to be third cousin of the famous Confucius

confucKius was ladies' favourite

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 28, 2022


Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021


charger

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money

In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021


Cuntrabanned

Any item whose possession is illegal for mentally cunted because of the risks involved but legal for general population

Even common household items like scissors or USB cables are cuntrabanned in some cells of Broadmoor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020