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Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 5, 2021


Turd Bundy

A guy who likes to abduct & stab turds. He is employed by London Sewerage System & likes to sneak into public restroom looking for as many floating turdmarine as possible. His family believes this is his way of releasing steam, and that if this was taken away from him he might start stabbing people & their pets. He is a serial turdstabber.

Here goes Turd Bundy, watch out!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook May 31, 2021


William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021


turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021