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Ahmed Shah Massoud

The late legendary commander of the Northern Alliance, killed in a plot by terrorists from Napakistan. He was an ally of the west & democracy.

Ahmed Shah Massoud is immortalised in the hearts & minds of people of Panjshir. Now his son takes his place.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021


Natto

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto

Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020


Trumpasur

Trump + Asura = Trumpasur / ट्रम्पासुर / Trump Demon, derived from Sanskrit, 'u' is pronounced 'oo' that is Trumpasoor

The reign of the evil Trumpasur comes to an end

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021

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turdpepper

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile

Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 10, 2021


Cob mentality

American government policies of heavily subsidizing corn production

Cob mentality of the government leads to corn availability at prices lower than production cost. The food industry likes to use this cheap, high fructose corn syrup in all processed foods increasing chronic disease burden.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 14, 2020


Dildomer

A polymer with desirable physical properties for cheap & safe, mass industrial dildomaking that can be safely used anywhere from Death Valley to Antarctica

Dildochusetts Institute of Technology (DIT) has developed dildomer with amazing physical properties

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 20, 2021


Macuntosh

Cuntifying brilliant creation of Steve Jobs by his gay succesor

They just launched a new Macuntosh with Apple silicon

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020