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assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.

Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 13, 2021


spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.

Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021


dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021


Natto

Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto

Billy: Hey you want to try some Natto?
Roxanne: Nah, that slimy stuff makes me want to puke

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020


Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


Isla Cuntarina

Island inhabited by wild cunts shunned from society

Cuntisha is crowned the princess of Isla Cuntarina

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


turdsgiving

Celebrations modeled on a 1621 diarrhoea outbreak, after feasting on harvest shared by the European colonists (Pilgrims) of Plymouth and the Wampanoag people.

1) On the streets of Portland, Oregon, it's turdsgiving everyday!

2) On the streets of San Francisco, it's turdsgiving everyday!

3) Skid row's homeless population celebrates turdsgiving on the streets everyday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 05, 2021