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dildociraptor

a species of dildosaurus, believed to be carnivorus

emily was riding her pet dildociraptor

by Jumbled McGobbledygook March 28, 2021


Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021


Julabuddin

Derived from Julab / જુલાબ / जुलाब which means a purgative

A muslim who works his entire life in a factory that processes plant derived purgatives. He is awarded the title of the most reliable employee for 35 years of service.

Matt: I am getting a colonic cleanse
Esmeralda: Well why don't you ask your neighbor Julabuddin to get you some free stuff

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021


Fagittarius

A constellation of stars

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021


noxious farts

farts so deadly, the stench is powerful enough to kill 10 adult humans

Uber driver: Stop ripping noxious farts. Let me open the windows. I don't care if it's snowing outside, I have 2 kids & I don't wanna die.
Fartisha: Yeah whatever

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

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turdimwit

a compound word, turd + dimwit

a person who has the IQ of a turd

Jason: Here comes the turdimwit

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 19, 2021


Cuntshall

a corrupt cunty marshall

I just bumped into a cuntshall yesterday

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020