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The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis
Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.
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A chemical believed to be present in french fries made by McDonalds that keeps Donald Trump's hair from falling out as claimed by Trump, a fucking idiot.
Dotard is thinking about buying himself a jar of FuckDonald. He can apply it daily to his orange plume to prevent it from falling out.
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Rachel just pawned off her old cuntlight because she was so broke
A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess
Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan
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a disease that has historically plagued many ISPs but is now mostly in history books
Before google fiber (medicine) was launched, most ISPs suffered from a bad case of bandwidth-constipation.
Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds
If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt
I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead