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Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021

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D-Rex

Dildosaurus Rex

Asuka's pussy ferociously attacked the D-Rex lying on her bookshelf

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 15, 2021


Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020


fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.

Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021


AMD Fartripper

While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke

Yo Nebuchadnezzar, I heard that you built a $5000 AMD Fartripper yesterday!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021

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Burptoberfest

Beer & Burp festivities celebrated in Munich each year

Lets go to Burptoberfest this year! It's gonna be fun!

Burptoberfest has a crazy atmosphere. I even saw a group of 10 kids giving burpjob to someone's pet dog!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021


Bozone holes

penetration of the thick bozone layer by punching holes in it, opening an intellectual window in an otherwise dark dungeon of a mind, where intellect hasn't yet managed to seep in.

We haven't yet managed to create bozone holes.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021