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a language spoken by a billion people, but not yet available as a language option in the dropdown menu of urbandictionary.com's new word adder
Jimmy: I learnt a few hindi slang words & tried to add em to urban dictionary, but they don't seem to accept hindi words
Rohit: Yeah, they are waiting for the number of native hindi speakers to cross the 2 billion mark
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A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head
Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.
derived from nostalgia, nostalgic for a turd
Jimmy was constipated for 15 days, then he dropped a massive Turdosaurus Rex but was reluctant to flush it out because it had become a part of him for 2 weeks. Even later during the day he kept missing the turd as he got emotionally attached to it. That's a serious case of turdalgia.
The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
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synonymous with a cunty lady
(in Punjabi) derived from Fuddi / फà¥à¤¦à¥à¤¦à¥ meaning cunt / pussy (offensive / non-offensive, depends) + devi / दà¥à¤µà¥, a suffix often used for female names, kinda respectful, like the prefix Sir
Cuntisha: Fuddidevi is my bestie
A massive plate of turd kept on a table with candles and all, for turdsgiving
Sasha: I will be serving turdkey for turdsgiving
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a person who can wiggle their farts as they come out