lindi

Derived from લીંડી (Gujarati) meaning oval hard pellets of feces, usually goat shit, but also horse shit, donkey (ass) shit, zebra shit etc. લીંડી literally transliterates to lindi. This is one of those words which has different meaning in different languages.

મારી વાડી માં હું બકરી ની લીંડી નું ખાતર નાખું છું .
(translation) I use goat shit / goat's lindi for fertilizer in my farm.

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turdbuckle

a piece of turd that keeps everyone around him/her tense

Damn I just have 6 hours left for revision before the test & here comes the turdbuckle! Fuck off turdbuckle!!

fartmer

a dairy / meat farmer who harvests bio gas, methane & all. He shoves tubes up his cattle's ass & captures their farts. His farm machines run on this gas or electricity produced using this gas, either internal combustion or hydrogen fuel cells, where hydrogen is produces using this methane.

I 'natural' gas from my local fartmer John. I try to support small local guys & avoid fracking companies.

Sniffsonian

Worlds largest museum of sniffable compounds & objects ranging from drugs & farts to mummy toes, hippo pubes, dinosaur poop & Australopithecus panties. Any sniffable thing you can think of is kept there.

Emiliano is a recovering coke addict. She has been prescribed a visit to Sniffsonian twice a week to control her cravings. Her pass doesn't allow entry to the drug section though. It's working! She has been clean for the last 3+ months!

burpista

A person who usually serves espresso, but burps into your coffee with a straw to make it frothy

Ana: My next door Starbucks just hired a new burpista. The coffee tastes better now.

Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

Naradasur

Naradasur / नारदासुर (Narada-monster) is a monster is various Hindu mythological texts, who often fucks up everything, for others, by seeding feelings of self-doubts, revenge, confusion etc. etc. in minds of other people.

Here comes Naradasur, to give his free advice. Fuck off Naradasur