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stuck in a rut

a settled or established habit or course of action, especially a boring one and needing to change

Urban Dictionary's '30 trending words' list maker bot is stuck in a rut, changing only the dates & nothing else, not actually checking what's really trending. The list hasn't changer in maybe over 2 months.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021

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Cuntstriction

Vaginismus (spasm) or constriction which may require surgical reconstruction of vagina

Natasha is suffering from cuntstriction after getting repeated bouts of nasty STIs

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

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charger

The term charger is hard to find in the dictionary but can be found in the novel Papillon by Henri Charrière, which seems to refer to a large hollow capsule made of appropriate material that can be shoved up the ass & it sits in the rectum. Seems to be used by prisoners & smugglers to smuggle drugs & money

In a blitzcrack, bob shoved the charger up his ass

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 8, 2021


Brown Gold

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price

Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

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edit

any option to change what you have already posted

I can't edit the definitions I post on Urban Dictionary, reminds me of good old typewriters & pre-computer days & stone age & cavemen.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021


Alibhai

Alibhai / અલીભાઈ / अलीभाई is how Ramji pronounces alibi

Ramji: Cops were investigating that rape case but Ramanlal gave me an Alibhai

by Jumbled McGobbledygook October 28, 2021

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Turdminster

A district in London which extends to the river Thames which had more turd by volume than water before epidemiology & sanitation & disease process was properly understood by man probably during Victorian times

I will meet you at the Turdminster bridge

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021