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A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills
Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos
A muslim farmer who grows Jamalgota / à¤à¤®à¤¾à¤²à¤à¥à¤à¤¾ (Croton Tiglium), a very potent purgative for a living
His life purpose is to aid people in voiding their bowels
Jimmy is so constipated & there are no pharmacies or hospitals in this shantytown, but no worries, neighbor Jamaluddin to his rescue
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The Icelandic Phallological Museum, located in ReykjavÃk, Iceland, that houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection holds well over 300 penises from more than 100 species of mammal. Also the museum holds 22 penises from creatures and peoples of Icelandic folklore. The museum's acquisitions range from the 170 cm (67 in) front tip of a blue whale penis to the 2 mm (0.08 in) baculum of a hamster, which can only be seen with a magnifying glass
I booked a flight on Icelandair not just because the prices are low, but also because I can make a trip to the Stiffsonian during the transit.
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When everyone has noxious flatulence inducing food during Christmas celebrations & they stink up the entire place with their colonic fumes
Let's not invite Fartisha this time unless ya'll want to celebrate stinkmas this year
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Therapy using turd, designed to provide an outlet for coprophilia
Next week Ana has scheduled her turdotherapy session for release, as the pressure has been building up
Festivities where horny Santa has a boner & he yells HO HO HO... while distributing condoms, dildos & buttplugs to naughty teens.
Ana: I can't wait for Stiffmas. I wan't santa to come down the chimney & poke me.
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One of the strata / levels of being an asshole
The tangerine turd was on the top of sphinctosphere during his last days at the oval office
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