A language that originated in India from fusion of Hindi with Farsi & Arabic, just as modern English derives up to 25% vocabulary from French.
Currently spoken in India & Pakistan. A language of Love, Romance & Beauty. A language you want to learn if you want to be a Hindi writer or poet & be able to express emotions more beautifully. Hindi's cooler cousin. Urdu & Hindi are mutually intelligible. Falsely believed to be a language of Muslims. It's spoken & loved by Indian & Pakistani muslims & non-muslims alike. If you consider French one of the most beautiful European languages, Urdu can be considered one of the most beautiful Indian languages.
Roxanne: For language studies, I wonder if I should opt for Hindi or Urdu
Deepika: Urdu is obviously the better choice
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A cunty woman who dies before time becomes a Cuntylanak & continues to haunt her victims. A Cuntylanak is a subtype of Kuntilanak.
My bitch died & became a Cuntylanak. She haunts me as before.
Karen next door died & became a cuntylanak & continues to haunt store managers.
a recording of a annoying person's voice, like an ex's voicemail. Derived from the word gramophone.
Amy is leaving so many voicemails, I'm tired of listening to her cuntophone records
the rectum
Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital
A cunty fella of Indian / Nepali / Bangladeshi / Pakistani origin
Cunteshwar was fired from his job because of his behaviour
Jinping + asura (à¤à¤¿à¤¨à¤ªà¤¿à¤à¤à¤¾à¤¸à¥à¤° / àªàª¿àª¨àªªàª¿àªàªàª¾àª¸à«àª° / à¦à¦¿à¦¨à¦ªà¦¿à¦à¦à¦¶à§à¦°) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.
Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)
A dumbass stupidcunt definition that gets not just accepted in UD, but becomes the word of the day while some great ass words never get accepted in UD & most certainly don't get selected as the word of the day & trending words list, thanks to editors!
Pharbheaded editors were smoking some pharb & drinking pharb-infused drinks & eating some pharb-salad today when they decided to start editing the UD!
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