Napakistan

A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.

Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.

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colonic fumes

Noxious farts

Deadly colonic fumes were emanating from Donald's asshole

Burpmas

When everyone drinks lots of carbonated drinks & synchronizes their burps in chorus to Jingle bells melody during Christmas party

Micki: All the cans of fizzy drinks we bought are empty, and there were a lot of them. Come on! it's a good time for our burpmas melody.
(Then Simone starts playing the guitar & everyone gathers around in a circle. Merry Burpmas everybody!!)

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Trumpopotamus

A critically endangered species of orange colored bipedal hippopotamus

There is just one last living trumpopotamus in the world, kept in a zoo at 721-725 fifth Avenue, Manhattan

Turdy McTurdface

Synonym for the Tangerine Turd aka Trump

They flushed the Turdy McTurdface out of the office

Cuntfighter

A lawyer who fights a case in court against a cunt, defending an innocent man against false allegations

Diana Davison is a Cuntfighter. She runs the Lighthouse Project & is also a youtuber

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Brewed Catshit

Coffee made from Kopi Luwak, feces of Civet cat

Jimmy likes the taste of brewed catshit