sloafing

A combination of sitting and loafing.

Alan starts sloafing on Ben's lap.

happen

For something to become real, typically an event. Often used in phrases of the form "What happened to (noun phrase)?", or "Would you happen to know (something)?"

"I was totally fine until this whole mess happened."
or "Then what happened to the money?!?"
or "Do you happen to have to time?"