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"While performing sexual intercoarse in a doggy style position" at the moment of ejaculation strike the back of your partners head with all the force you can muster up and while they are unconscious throw a pack of ramen noodles on their back and say "thank you g" and run their wallets and belongings before leaving
I met this girl on tinder it was nice before i had to jumont punch her
The art of dismembering ones hand and using it to masturbate
Ian "rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping "?
Rick "no whats that"?
Ian" look it up on urban dictionary"