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unilateral disarmament

A myth brought to you by your government

They offered unilateral disarmament. So we nuked the dumb chickens who wants chicken wings

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


female dentist

No definition. They don't exist

Female dentist!? No such thing exists

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


dedloaferlights

Thirsty gay men who won't listen when you say no

That fool gonna be dedloaferlights next time he follows me into the bathroom. No means no thirsty bitch

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


popo so cute

When you sorority sisters try to intimidate you by sending their family members who are police officers to harass you

Those girls at it again. Now I can sue metro police department as well. Those popo so cute

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Tunisha's eyes

Simply the prettiest eyes in the world.

Have you seen tunisha's eyes!;)

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


smart Hollywood model

Fictional character. No such puppy exists

I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024


Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 8, 2024