twat-tart

A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?

Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.

Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?

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Gavrilo Princip

1. The most amazing human being ever to live.

2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.

3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.

I just Gavrilo Principped that guy over there.

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Dipthong

When a male takes a female's underwear, dips it in melted chocolate and/or strawberry syrup and eats it.

Dipthongs are disgusting.

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Dildo

1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.

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tripthong

Getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.

I had a nasty tripthong this morning.

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fush

The chatspeak way to spell "fish".

OMGZZZ WERES DA FUSH??!?!?!?111one

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