Stink Twisty

Dog treat. Commonly made from pork skin.

I noticed Rover has been having trouble pooping. I gave her a stink twisty about three days ago, but then like, an hour later she ate the whole bag.

...I was a bad dog owner. I don't buy stink twisties anymore.

crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."