Mad cunt

The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.

As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.

After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.

Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.

The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.

She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!