That Nigga Chase

(Noun) That Nigga Chase refers to a friend you used to have (probably met on PlayStation Network) and he was cool until you realized that he is a pathological liar with a controlling bbw bitch of a wife who pitches softballs into his asshole if he wakes her up in the middle of the night because fatty fatty 2x4 shit into the ceiling fan after she was attacked by possums while he was just simply getting a beer.

XxBeoWaynexX420Simp: There isn’t enough boost on this map! God damn! Let’s leave this fucking game.

Swabbie: If you leave this game while it’s tied you’ll be as dead To me as That Nigga Chase!

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Daniel Asherov Syndrome

Dan-yell Ass-her-ov Sin-drum
Noun, German and Russian decent

1.) Daniel Asherov Syndrome is a disease where an impotent, cuckold male praises a fake alpha male during the mating ritual. During this satanic process, the “alpha” will lie on top of the beta male’s mate for a total of 25 grueling minutes. Although the event is very lackluster, those with Daniel Asherov Syndrome will claim that the event is the greatest act they have ever witnessed, and it will undeniably result in biracial childbirth.

Conor: Yo, dawg. Why does Daniel Asherov’s baby look like Daniel Cormier?

Cody: He’s got Daniel Asherov Syndrome.