Fauxtee

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

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