party parents

Parents who constantly go out drinking every other day or every weekend. Their friends most likely also party parents or partiers, gather 'round and drink until the morning hours. Party parents most likely have a well paying job, nice house, and definitely kids. Some party parents don't pay much attention to their sons and daughters because the would rather go drinking with their friends.

Kid: "Hey you wanna come over tonight?"

Kid 2: "Nah, I can't, I have to watch my little brother."

Kid: "Aren't your parents home?"

Kid 2: "No, they are out at their friends house, they are total party parents."

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warped tour

1. An emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.

Kid 1: "Where are the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "I think someone said something about Warped Tour going on today."

Kid 1: "Good, now I can go a day without kicking someone's ass!"

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porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

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Taste of Chaos

1. A smaller, more faggish version of Warped Tour, Taste of Chaos is an emo musical festival where all the emo bitches and bastards can come and slit their wrists, dance like retards, and cry altogether! It has everything an emo person could want: shitty bands, shitty music, and shitty dancing! It's about the best thing since solar-powered flashlights.

2. A celebration for all non-emo people because all the emo people are gone at this slitting-fest.

Kid 1: "Where are all the emo faggots?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Taste of Chaos is today."

Kid 1: "Good, I don't feel like kicking anyone's ass today."

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