Ace and Gary

n. two males who happen to be superheroes whos sexual orientation remains a mystery
see also Bert and Ernie, Robin

"We're not Ace and Gary," yelled Jacob as he told Jody's half brother Felix to remove his phallis from his ass.

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cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

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Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

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Temptations

n. the greatest group in Motown and Music History, better known for their hits "My Girl", "The way you do the things you do", "I wish it would rain", "Since I lost my Baby", "Just my imagination", and a long list of hits performed by David Ruffin and Eddie Kendricks the two greatest Temps

"Hey Jody do you like the Temptations?" asked Jacob.
"Yes, yes I do," answered Jody.

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nawmean

expression for "Do you know what I mean."

Jacob asked Jody,"Nawmean?" and she replied,"Sure, I nawyoumean."

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douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

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hooded man in the canoe

n. a figurative way for saying clit, and abomination created by woman scientist in the early 60's as way of coping with penis envy

"Hey, it does kind of look like a hooded man in a canoe," Jacob said as he was examining the vagina of Jody while on a lake where a man wearing a hood and riding in canoe passed by.

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