Chive Turkey

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

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Balm Diggity

A balm, revolutionary and exceptional in all facets of its application.

Nice balm.

Good stuff, no doubt.

The Balm Diggity, I'd say.