Straight People

People of the following characteristics

- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them

Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄

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