trump

To lie obviously, egregiously and with absolutely no concern for the truth or even the appearance of someone making an attempt to tell the truth. To lie with zero fucks given.

When I said that Donald Trump was the greatest president of all time I was telling a trump.

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dry land

When you defecate so substantially that the pile of excrement you create forms an island that reaches above the surface of the water in the toilet boil.

I shat so much that I saw dry land.

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Trumperbole

Hyperbole taken to its absolute, laughably untrue extreme. Often utilized to unintentionally ridiculous effect by obnoxious morons.

Trump's love of Trumperbole may just get some of us killed.

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