The Receipts

Background information, blackmail, and/or "proof" obtained from stalking someone extensively on social media.

Jen: So his new girlfriend had a baby that just magically disappeared.
Kim: How do you know that?

Jen: I went back 450 days on her insta... I have the receipts.

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lululemon-illusion

An illusion yoga pants created causing a flat booty-ed person's back side to appear more curvy and voluptuous than it would in normal attire.

note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants

Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.