risk manager

Typically used by fraternity members, the risk manager assesses the drunkenness of their fellow members and lets them know how many more drinks they can have before reaching a level where they would experience “whiskey dick”

Michael: Yooo Tom as risk manager, I’ve had 12 drinks in 3 hours but really want to hook up with this girl and also keep drinking, what’s my risk status?
Tom: Thanks for asking Michael, judging off of your height and weight and your history, I’d say you’re at a level 7 and could have 2-3 more beverages.

Michael: Thanks Tom

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