up the no no

To have anal sex. See also Council Gritter , Gary Glitter

No no refers to the usual response from a Thai hooker when the request to take her up the Council Gritter is made

"It was my birthday yesterday so the missus let me take her up the no no"

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Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

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