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M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.

Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


M1911 Pistol

The M1911 Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M1911 Pistol is a classic, think of one zombie survival game, and this gun is in it. It's alright, pretty basic pistol. 7 round mags, and decent fire rate. It can only take iron sights, Red Dot sights, and underbarrel lasers. There really isnt much to say about this gun. It's the literal most basic out of any gun. The base hit chance is fine, ammo is easy to find, mags arent as common but are manageable, and the gun has OK damage. If you find it, cool. Better than the M9 Pistol for sure though.

Timmy: "Hey, theres an M1911 Pistol in this gun case. Want it?"

Jimmy: "Eh, sure. It's cool I guess."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


D-E Pistol

The D-E Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. Now any person who has played literally ANY FPS game can instantly tell that this gun is a Desert Eagle (Deagle for short, and specifically .44 Magnum version, not .50 AE.) It is a BEAST of a pistol, dealing the most damage out of any handgun (Tied with the Magnum pistol, definition coming soon :D ) and having the second highest stopping power out of any gun. (Once again, tied with the M625 revolver. That definition is ALSO coming soon :D ) For those of you who don't know what stopping power is, neither do I. (Ok, I just looked it up....apparently its "the ability to incapacitate a target"? Too hard to understand.) Ok, aside from that, the D-E pistol has some downsides. It has one of the largest detection radiuses in the game, being 70 tiles. Yikes. Not only that, this gun uses Magnum ammo which is pretty rare. Good luck finding it, because its rare. (For reference I have a few hundred hours on the game, found it like 3 times on several different saves.) And the mags for it are even rarer than the gun itself. But if you do get enough ammo and mags, you've got a hell of a reliable secondary.

Timmy: "Oh my god, it took so long, but I finally got the D-E Pistol."

Jimmy: "Good luck getting ammo for it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


M625 Revolver

(Hell, this has been a beast of a day! This is the 5th definition, I really enjoy writing these :D ) The M625 Revolver is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. Now, the M625 is a pretty neat gun. Not the best, Not the worst, but good. The stopping power is pretty high, tied with the D-E Pistol. The damage is higher than the M9 Pistol (Like most guns...) but not extremely notable. Cant jam by the way! It's somewhat rare, and has an 70 tile detection radius. You can find it in houses, and police stations. The gun itself has the same amount of attachments available to it as the Magnum (Iron sights and Red Dot.) While not the best gun in the game, its a nice find. (I'd use this over the M9 any day....) The gun itself is a pretty well-rounded gun. I like it, but prefer better guns.

Timmy: "Hey look, an M625 Revolver."

Jimmy: "Cool, take it. Might need it."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


M36 Revolver

The M36 revolver is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. This gun is the last of all revolvers, and man is it different from the rest. Now lets start off with the best thing about this gun, it's really quiet. Like the most quiet in the game, being only able to be heard from 30 tiles away. Not only that, it's the most accurate out of any handgun. It's much more common than many other handguns, and can be found in cabinets. (Along with the ammo, which is .38 Special.) It cant jam, and it's the LIGHTEST of any gun in the game. Now for the downsides. It doesnt do much damage, has one less ammo capacity than other revolvers, and takes a bit longer to reload. Thats literally it. It's a really nice gun, can be used to level aiming skill for multiple reasons, it's quiet, accurate, and doesnt jam. This gun is well-rounded, personally I find it as a reliable secondary.

Timmy: "Neat, an M36 Revolver!"

Jimmy: "Cool, we can level our aiming a bit."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


MSR700

The MSR700 is a bolt-action rifle in zombie survival game, project zomboid. This is one of the only two bolt-action rifles in the game, the other being the MSR788. The MSR700 is just the MSR788 but worse. It does less damage (To body shots, this isnt shown on the wiki, but tested myself.) The range is lower, the bullets might be more common but hell are they heavy, and good fucking luck finding it. It is SUPPOSED to be common, apparently being able to spawn in homes, but I've actually barely ever seen this rifle. Once again, due to the nature of bolt-action guns in this game, they really suck. The fire cooldown being some of the longest in the game (Bolt-Action, duh.) and only being able to pick off one zombie at a time. Now I know nobody reads these anymore, but I made a mistake on my MSR788 definition. It can pierce up to two zombies, which makes it viable to an extent. But, our friend the MSR700 cant even pierce one zombie, making this one of the MOST useless guns in the game.

Timmy: "Wow, I found an MSR700! Must be good, right?" (This guy is new to the game.)

Jimmy: "It's literally the most ass gun known to mankind." (This guy is sane, and actually plays the game.)

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023


Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )

Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023