spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

Anal Gymnastics

A sexual act where a naked woman is sitting on an gymnastics horse, leaning forward, showing the anus and is fully lubricated. Meanwhile a erect male runs up and jumps on to the horse behind the woman inserting his penis in the anus.

You know how me a Susan are always trying new stuff? Well I gave her the good ol' anal gymnastics, she won't be sitting of weeks!

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