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The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce
Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*
The art of shoving your big wheaty cock in her wet warm sauce when you're screaming "MAMA MIA THIS PIZZA PIE IS A SO A GOOD!!"
Guy1: Lol
Guy2: oh no what did you do?
Guy1: spaghet le bagutte
Guy2: *vomits inside mouth*
The act of lighting your ex pet bunny on fire and then spilling paprika on it when you're throwing a plastic Walmart Pokeball at it
Ex: Brb I'm going to kiss my kid goodnight
you: ok
you: *looks at bunny* I will do it
5 mins later
Ex: I'm back, sorry I'm la- OH MY GOD
You: IM CHARMANDERING YOUR F*CKING PET
Sally: I'm pregnant
Josh: *no scopes the fetus*, Abortion...BITCH