Joy

Something no one has

Person 1: have you ever had joy?
Person 2: never

rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why did you search this up

Person 1:rrrrrrrrrrrrr
person 2:why?

19.99

It’s $20

Cashier: it’s 19.99
Me: scammer you billed me $20 you ass made of lettuce

Shit

It’s a piece of shit. You know what this is. Why are you here?

I took a shit.

Tiktok laughter syndrome

A rare syndrome that makes people never laugh at a tiktok in their life, unless it’s extraordinary funny. Most of the people with tiktok laughter syndrome don’t use tiktok actively. Shortened to TLS.

Friend: I think I got TLS (Tiktok laughter syndrome)
Me: good
Friend 2: Not good.

deep sky blue

It’s a fucking color what did you expect

Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.