Karen

A person who always tries to get their way, no matter what. They tend to throw tantrums in public and end up embarassing themselves. They're usually blonde white women, however anyone can be a karen.

"She screamed at me and threatened to call the cops when I accidentally bumped into her, what a karen."

dick

The guy that sells athletic stuff

I wonder how many sporting goods dick has?

Gender

A heartless scam created by television companies to sell more televisions.

Person A: What's your gender?
Person B: I identify as a non-binary transgender hippopotamus, you?