shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

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eitzman

a strong, but off-target, soccer kick

Cotton pick, I just kicked another eitzman into the swimming pool.

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post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

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Black Fridate

n. (1) Taking your date shopping on Black Friday; (2) a date on the day after Thanksgiving, during which you both go shopping

Karl: What are you doing after Thanksgiving?
Julie: I have a Black Fridate with my new boyfriend, Mark.

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