Gabby

Gabby is a guy. When you first hear his name you'll expect a girl, but it's this fucking loser who is super lovable. He's really cute, and honestly terrible when it comes to jokes, but you'll always laugh because of how bad they are. He's a nice guy who knows when to be serious and when he can fuck around a little. He makes the worst decisions, that could risk his life, and he always does what he wants. I love the gabby in my life and I know you'll love yours too.

Person 1: Who's that retard climbing that radio tower?
Person 2: Oh! Shit! That's Gabby!

Short person

They are not short, they are just very vertically challenged!!!

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Next time when you call me a short person you are wrong!!!!!
I'm just vertically challenged!!!!!