Dirty Sanders

A Dirty Sanders is where you have titty sex with a woman only backwards such that your ass is in her face, sitting on it in fact if you do it right. When you are done, blow it on her chin to give her a goatee not unlike the late great Colonel Sanders himself.

I am a Sanders and my father (not the Colonel) coined this move with your mother. I gave it a name and added the finale, but can't take full credit.

I sat on her face, pressed her titties together, and gave her a good ol' fashioned Dirty Sanders.

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