N Word Pass

A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.

Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-

Mid

Subpar, in the middle, 5 out of 10. Used to describe something that is not that good, but not bad either. However, some think that the word “mid” means “below average” or “bad”. Please try to inform these people of the actual meaning.

Person 1: “Hey, did you watch that new show?”

Person 2: “Yeah, it was kinda mid, ngl.”

The boys

A group of people of at least 3 (usually male) who are close friends with one another.

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “Just going out with the boys.”

UrbanDictionary

A website built upon the input of it’s community, used to give definitions to otherwise rejected words by the Oxford Dictionary. Such words are rejected because they are commonly considered slang and thus aren’t technically real words.

TL;DR: The better dictionary.

I looked up “UrbanDictionary” on the Urban Dictionary, DEFINITION-CEPTION.

Wdym

Acronym for “What do you mean?” Used when the topic or point of a conversation isn’t understood.

“Man, he just got WHOOPED!”
“Wdym whooped?”

Orange

The colour exactly between red and yellow.

Now if you wanted the fruit, you’re gonna need to look up “Orange”

“I want a traffic cone, because they’re Orange.”

Biggerest

Bigger than the most possible biggest, fundamentally breaking third dimensional Euclidean law as we know it.

Person 1: I have a big apple.
Person 2: Well I have one that’s bigger.
Person 3. Mine’s the biggest here, no one can surpass the size of this apple!
Person 4. If yours is the biggest, then mine’s the biggerest!
Person 1, 2 and 3. That’s the biggerest apple I’ve ever seen.