N Word Pass

A physical card or admission from a black or brown skinned person given to a whiter skinned person to say the N word once only. The pass does not expire and you must have proof of it’s existence to use it. However, it is not recommended to use it in public, as there will be many people to agree on the use of the N word pass.

Person 1) IMMONA SAY THE N WORD
Person 2) You can’t do that, that’s illegal!
Person 1) Oh, Jonah gave me this N Word Pass.
Person 2) Alright, go ahead.
Person 1) *inhales* NI-

Mid

Subpar, in the middle, 5 out of 10. Used to describe something that is not that good, but not bad either. However, some think that the word “mid” means “below average” or “bad”. Please try to inform these people of the actual meaning.

Person 1: “Hey, did you watch that new show?”

Person 2: “Yeah, it was kinda mid, ngl.”

UrbanDictionary

A website built upon the input of it’s community, used to give definitions to otherwise rejected words by the Oxford Dictionary. Such words are rejected because they are commonly considered slang and thus aren’t technically real words.

TL;DR: The better dictionary.

I looked up “UrbanDictionary” on the Urban Dictionary, DEFINITION-CEPTION.

The boys

A group of people of at least 3 (usually male) who are close friends with one another.

Mom: “Where are you going?”

Me: “Just going out with the boys.”

Wdym

Acronym for “What do you mean?” Used when the topic or point of a conversation isn’t understood.

“Man, he just got WHOOPED!”
“Wdym whooped?”

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

Owlling

1: staying awake for at least 10 hours during the night (with or without the help of caffeine and distractions) then going to sleep as soon as the sun rises. Not to be confused with an all nighter, when someone stays awake for 24 hours including the day.

2. Idiot talk for a baby owl. Other examples include: Turtling, Geckoling, Goatling.

1. John tried to pull an all nighter over the weekends to party, but eventually gave out and ended up owlling instead.

2. “Aww, it’s an owl with it’s lil’ owlling!”