Skin Head

Down Under/ Southern Hemisphere VERSION!

In the southern hempisphere, mainly Australia and NewZealand, skin heads are most commonly die hard Ford or Holden fans. They are aggressive in nature, hang out in pubs with 'hard' men that know how to drink, usally are found wearing tattered jeans and singlets and all drive early model Fords or Holdens because they are very cheap rusting cars with large and loud engines. Not all skin heads have to be bald to qualify, a very very short haircut will still qualify as long as it's aggressive. If a skin head starts driving a modern Ford or Holden (agressively), and/or grows a full head of hair, he looses his skin head classification and migrates to any of the following definitions; 'Hoon', 'idiot', 'prick', 'theif' and more.

This is a rare occurance though, as skin heads aren't made of money and would not usually be able to afford a modern Ford or Holden, in which case if you did see a skin head driving a modern Ford or Holden, it is most likely stolen, and you may hear sirens and/or flashing lights following closely behind.

Skin heads are also commonly found tailgating others to the point of contact regardless of whether the driver in front is doing the speed limit or more.

They are a bit of a scummy breed here in the southern hemisphere, but they help fund the government through speeding tickets.

1.

*The little green man for 'walk' appears and traffic lights change to green for go, followed by wheels screeching and white smoke flaring out the back of what appears to be a rusty shacky looking, maroon red 1980's holden v8*

"Agh... bloody skin heads..."

2.
*Driving along through a 70kph speed zone at about 76 kph and theres a rusty old looking, green holden hatchback sitting on your rear bumper,, if you brake he will jack-knife. The driver appears to be a 38-42 year old angry looking male, bald, wearing a 'nelmac' or 'sollys' singlet and angrily staring you down through your rear vision mirror (as if you weren't going fast enough), just bursting at the seams for a chance to overtake you at three times the nescessary speed. As soon as the road straightens out of course the skin head explodes past, engine roaring*

"Bloody arrogant skin head! He's gonna cause an accident."

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