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When a drunk Irish person squats and shits in shot glasses for everyone to try out.
Hey! He's doing Irish Squats, let me in!!
A website / book that reveals any language. Used by nerdy people who actually care about proper grammar.
Person 1: Is that a dictionary?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: You nerdy fuck
A website / book that reveals any language. Used by nerdy people who actually care about proper grammar.
Person 1: Is that a dictionary?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: You nerdy fuck
When someone or something is too delicious, ending in the need to devour it.
Sam: Her pussy was sooo good
Jack: Sure, but was it devourable?
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A person who enjoys rice, mathematics, and carries no more than 1 1/4 of in inch. Also has slanted eyes.
Woah dude that's a lot of rice, are you asian?
Your dick is small, wait.. are you.. asain?!
When a women has an ingrown left titty that lays on the ground.
Jackson: WOAH!! Her titty is on the ground dude!
Emily: Yeah, she's got left titty syndrome.
A funky, creamy, hairy and typically old vagina.
Why does your pussy smell like that?
Oh, I've got a Laxie Poddasy.