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Moaning is that noise that someone would make while having sex. Usually in porn and often used by immature kids who think it`s funny but it`s really just annoying. Sex doesn`t always have to have moaning though, cuz that will usually wake all your neighbors up.
*moaning*
Mike: Where the fuck is that moaning coming from?
*moaning*
Mike: Oh, Noah is probably just watching porn again.
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So it`s like order 66 except instead of the clone troopers hunting down and killing their Jedi generals, they rape them instead. I know, weird... pervert clones!
Darth Sidious: ...the time has come, execute Order 69...
Clone commander: yes my lord.
Jedi: the droid army is advancing to... wait what the fuck are you guys doing?!
Clones: *rape the Jedi*
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Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
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A challenge created by me, in which you and another person each go on UD and press the random definition button on Urbandictionary.com, you then press any blue highlighted definition, and the chain goes on, definition after definition. The trick however, is not to land on a dirty/sexual/drug-related (depends how you play it) definition, the last one to land on a dirty definition wins. This game can also be played in a group.
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: Hey guys! Let`s play this game I created, it`s called "The Urban Dictionary Challenge!"
Kevin: Wow, Justanothersickfuckonurbandic, what a great idea! How is it played?
*explains how to play*
Justanothersickfuckonurbandic: I bet $69,420 for whoever wins!
A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.
I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.
-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
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Someone who did something wrong by accident; or rather, someone who had good intentions but ended up messing up terribly. This word is derived from Henry Tandey; a British soldier who, during the first world war, stumbled upon a German soldier, wounded and helpless. Tandey simply could not bring himself to just shoot this wounded man in cold blood, and so he refused to shoot him, thinking it was an act of kindness, thus sparing the life of 29 year-old lance corporal Adolf Hitler. In summary; had Henry just shot Hitler, he'd probably had just saved over six million lives, plus the 11 million that would die as a result of the second world war (That was nearly 1% of the world's population at the time).
Because the tander does not know that their good intentions are the shit that will hit the fan, they are technically innocent; depending on how one is to view the situation, of course.
Famous examples of tanders include: Henry Tandey, Qui-Gon Jinn, Alfred Nobel, and whoever cooked the bat soup.
Tashira: Why is this town so divided? I wish everyone would stop fighting and hating each-other!
Ellen: It's all Mike's fault! He started all this by writing that weird E-mail!
Cindy: Nah; Mike's a tander; he couldn't possibly have predicted this.
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If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!
Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit
Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick
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