Micro Set

Like a regular set at the gym, but without any lifting. To properly perform a micro set you need to look around for five minutes then pick up the weight slightly and let out a grunt. Congratulations, hit the showers, you're all done

Jake: Hey buddy, how was your workout?
Kurt: Great! I did a couple micro sets and went to McDonalds

newly minted

To be single after a long term relationship.

Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out

Scooby Doo'd

When you bring a girl over and sleep with her, and she proceeds to go around the house into different rooms and sleep with your roommates (reminiscent of the Scooby Doo chase scenes). By the end of it, no ones really sure where she is.

Roommate 1: Hey man did you see Kathleen?

Roommate 2: Nope. She Scooby doo'd and that was the last I saw of her.

Roommate 3: Jinkies!

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Cindy’s Comma

A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.

Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗

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deefed

Defriended. On a social network, or in real life, removing someone from your "friends list".

"John kept making racist jokes, so I deefed him."

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Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

robotushing

Similar to "robotripping", the intentional ingestion of DXM cough medicine in the form of an enema. Also, "robotushin' ".

I don't need any beer, before the party we were robotushing.

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